INTERESTING ONE LINERS
JUST A FEW ONE LINERS TO ENJOY ...
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
"'twas a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it."
W. C. Fields.
"I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me."
"And you, madam, are ugly. But I shall be sober in the morning."
Winston Churchill, replying to Bessie Braddock MP who told him he was drunk.
"If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, talks like a duck, it probably needs a little more time in the microwave."
"If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer."
"The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again."