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All you see, I owe to spaghetti.
Sophia Loren

I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid
and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the
United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
George Bush, U.S. president, 1990

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded, dead.
Woody Allen

Cheese - milk's leap towards immortality.
Clifton Fadiman

The main problem in marriage is that, for a man, sex is a hunger - like eating. If a man is hungry and can't get to a fancy French restaurant, he'll go to a hot dog stand. Joan Fontaine

All human history attests
That happiness for man, the hungry sinner,
Since Eve ate apples, much depends on dinner!
Lord Byron, The Island

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces.Women just go right on cooking.
Gail Sheehy

A gourmet who thinks of calories, is like a tart who looks at her watch.
James A. Beard

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands- and then eat just one of the pieces.
Judith Viorst

Give me a fish, I eat for a day. Teach me to fish, I eat for a lifetime.
Robert Louis Stevenson

Fish, to taste right, must swim three times- in water, in butter and in wine.
(Polish Proverb)

Anything that walks, swims, crawls, or flies with its back to heaven is edible.
(Cantonese saying. Source: The Chinese Kitchen by Eileen Yin-Fei Lo)

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Unknown

My mother's menu consisted of two choices:
Take it or leave it.
Buddy Hackett

Grub first, then ethics.
Bertold Brecht

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if
green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
Doug Larson

The west wasn't won on salad.
North Dakota Beef Council advertisement, 1990

Thought : Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
Woody Allen

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.
Samuel Johnson

Even were a cook to cook a fly,
he would keep the breast for himself.
(Polish Proverb)

 

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khau.khan's picture
thats funny - there are some other
The.Tortilla.Guy's picture
I have some cool ones here also check out some of my earlier blogs !!!Food is cool The Tortilla Guy
JennaSand's picture
That's GREAT! I have a board in my classroom and I post a Food Thought for the day everyday, I will have to borow some if you don't mind! "Science It's What's for Dinner" Alton Brown Good Eats
vikas.kumar's picture
thanks! please go ahead and share these with your class. also, do post your food thoughts here...would love to read them.
vikas.kumar's picture
thanks! please go ahead and share these with your class. also, do post your food thoughts here...would love to read them.
vikas.kumar's picture
thanks! please go ahead and share these with your class. also, do post your food thoughts here...would love to read them.
vikas.kumar's picture
sorry...there's something wrong with my system...the same comment has got posted 3 times!
The.Tortilla.Guy's picture
Yes consider us part of your class !!! The Tortilla Guy
JennaSand's picture
:) Thanks! I will have to post them when I go back to school, my whole list is there! Jenna "Science It's What's for Dinner" Alton Brown Good Eats
CookingMyWay's picture
Those are too funny...