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Top 10 Chicken Quotes

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Chicken quotes for your collectionLaughing is important for a healthy and happy life and when you hear something really funny about one of your favorite foods, how do you feel ? Our top 10 chicken quotes are a treasure and will surely bring a smile on your face. Some of these are truly witty and quoted by  well known personalities too. So, here are some such quotes collected just for you. Keep laughing!


 


 


Best Chicken Quotes:


 


  1. "People who count their chickens before they are hatched act very wisely, because chickens run about so absurdly that it is impossible to count them accurately."

     

  2. "The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him."

     

  3. "When arguing with a chicken, a grain of corn is always wrong."

     

  4. "What are the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them—eat a penguin."

     

  5. "A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well."

     

  6. “I dream of a better tomorrow...where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.”

     

  7. “We can see a thousand miracles around us every day. What is more supernatural than an egg yolk turning into a chicken?”

     

  8. “The difference between involvement and commitment is like ham and eggs. The chicken is involved; the pig is committed.”

     

  9. “Fail to steal the chicken while it ate up your bait grain.”

     

  10. “Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!”


 


I am sure these chicken quotes have brought a smile on your face! Do you have more of these?


 


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