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An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the Irishman returned two weeks later, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 POUNDS!
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
The Irishman nodded..."I'll tell you though, begeezes, I t'aut I were
going to drop dead dat 3rd day."
"From hunger?" the doctor inquired.
"No, from 'skippin' "

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The.Tortilla.Guy's picture
 ┬áSign in restaurant window"Eat now - Pay waiter."  "The Tortilla Guy"
The.Tortilla.Guy's picture
Being overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you the tortilla guy
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Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal.It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.  "The Tortilla Guy"
shakti's picture
I keep trying to lose weight but it keeps finding me.
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I have the same problem !! But it keeps me jolly "The Tortilla Guy"